education: a case study

Matt
Matt holds a Master's Degree in Illustration - and is a master of debt accumulation. Too destitute to attend free events, Matt sucks bacterial life from under rocks and prays that he will be dead within the month.

Andy
Andy is about the receive a BFA. Being Andy is like eating white bread while floating in a beige pool of warm water. He is the mean, the median, and the mode. Andy is the sum of America divided by two - and anti-aliased. That means he's got no edge.

Jake
Jake dropped out of college this year - and the babes dropped out of not being in his life. He takes time out from powerboat racing to write the great American novel while grinding down the Alps on a custom rail that he built from his collection of antique Ferraris.