new words for new things, part 2
A continuing series of names for acts that none of us will ever, ever try.
Stomping Down the Carpet
In which a wife clamps her husband's pubic hair to a table and administers a footjob during which the husband's pubic hair is ripped out. DESTRUCTIVE!
Acid Rain
In which two enemies double penetrate a woman and the weaker of the two (having been made to settle for the vagina when his muscular nemesis "called the ass") ejaculates first and then withdraws his penis - leaving semen to drip down his foe's prone testicles. PRECIPITATORY!
Giving Pounds
In which two best friends fist the same college girl and the skinnier friend (having been made to settle for the vagina because his muscular buddy "called the ass") silently says: "even though I'm jealous, we're still best bro's and will be forever" by giving his friend some pounds (or knocking his fist against the fist of his friend in an urban variation on the handshake). RESPECTFUL!
See also: new words for new things, part 1
Stomping Down the Carpet
In which a wife clamps her husband's pubic hair to a table and administers a footjob during which the husband's pubic hair is ripped out. DESTRUCTIVE!
Acid Rain
In which two enemies double penetrate a woman and the weaker of the two (having been made to settle for the vagina when his muscular nemesis "called the ass") ejaculates first and then withdraws his penis - leaving semen to drip down his foe's prone testicles. PRECIPITATORY!
Giving Pounds
In which two best friends fist the same college girl and the skinnier friend (having been made to settle for the vagina because his muscular buddy "called the ass") silently says: "even though I'm jealous, we're still best bro's and will be forever" by giving his friend some pounds (or knocking his fist against the fist of his friend in an urban variation on the handshake). RESPECTFUL!
See also: new words for new things, part 1
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