new words for new things
Young Team Manager is proud to make public the new sex terms we've been kicking around the office.
Biting the Curb
In which, while tonguing the ass of the girl you love, your jerk friend sneaks in and kicks you in the back of the head. DEVASTATING!
The Terrible Samson
In which, while your long-haired partner sleeps on his or her stomach (which he or she is prone to do because it gives them an added sense of security and reduces snoring and masks drooling), you ejaculate in that long, exposed hair and rub the ejaculate-ridden strands in his or her unsuspecting face. SURREPTITIOUS!
John Wilkes Booth
In which you locate a stranger sitting on a park bench and ejacute wildly on the side of his or her head before jumping off the nearest balcony and screaming: "sic semper tyranus." HISTORICAL!
See also: new words for new things, part 2
Biting the Curb
In which, while tonguing the ass of the girl you love, your jerk friend sneaks in and kicks you in the back of the head. DEVASTATING!
The Terrible Samson
In which, while your long-haired partner sleeps on his or her stomach (which he or she is prone to do because it gives them an added sense of security and reduces snoring and masks drooling), you ejaculate in that long, exposed hair and rub the ejaculate-ridden strands in his or her unsuspecting face. SURREPTITIOUS!
John Wilkes Booth
In which you locate a stranger sitting on a park bench and ejacute wildly on the side of his or her head before jumping off the nearest balcony and screaming: "sic semper tyranus." HISTORICAL!
See also: new words for new things, part 2
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