P Diddy is better than the Beatles because he's more than half alive.

Recall Puff Daddy; recall his hit.

Quoth the Puff:

I'll never know what
they want from me it's like the
mo' money we come upon
the mo' problems we see
(enjambment added)

Now:
FACT: IF A = B THEN B = A
REASON: Commutability

-THUS-

IF "MO' MONEY" = "MO' PROBLEMS" THEN "MO' PROBLEMS" = "MO' MONEY"

If the mo' money we come upon, the mo' problems we see ...
The mo' problems we come upon, the mo' money we see!

RESULT: Life is hacked.

The Beatles once famously said that "all you need is love." They were wrong. Horribly, wastefully, unprofitably wrong. That's why two of them are dead.

All you need is problems.

Find yourself some problems - mo' problems than you have. Next day, your bank account will be squared, even cubed. Remember, this is a geometric proof. If it fails, take it up with Hippasus of Metapontum.